Freeze Reveals He Has Cure for Nigerian OAPs With Fake Accent

 

It is common for Nigerian media personalities to form an accent when on air. It is believed that OAPs with accents tend to have a better careers than those without it. In the wake of a woman that was said to have developed an accent in the US after a surgery, Freeze relates the topic to Nigerian radio presenters.

Below is what he wrote;

Oyinbo people sha….. How could they say that ‘Foreign accent syndrome’ is rare and bizarre? It happens everyday here to Nigerian babes and radio presenters! Once they get a visa to Dubai or Malaysia they automatically fall ill with this sickness.

We Radio personalities have been known to contract this incurable illness, as soon as a microphone is switched on. Symptoms include mild to severe attitude change, hallucinations, slurring or exaggerating the letter ‘R’ and overnight BRITISH or American accent, or in rare cases a combination of both British and American accents.

It can’t be cured but symptoms can somewhat be managed, though prognosis is not good, and 90% of the time, identity can become blurred and personality disoriented, leading to various degrees of psychological problems********

I have some pills that sort of worked for me, so if you can recommend someone with this illness maybe I can give them some of mine.